Wedding Anniversary poems are boring, aren’t they?
Well, not necessarily. We have a few funny ones on this website, as well as some sweet and sentimental ones. Whether it is your own anniversary, or someone you care about (or possibly someone you do not care about but feel obliged to send a card to) this site contains plenty of poems and verses, free for you to use.
We hope you enjoy them.
Funny Wedding Anniversary Poems for a Husband or Wife
I just want to tell you,
In this anniversary jingle
My love for you is stronger than
My yearning to be single.
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Today’s the perfect day
To act all smug and go
Out and belittle all
The single folk we know.
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Let’s celebrate, shall we,
The anniversary
Of the day that you gave up
And settled, for me!
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Thanks for all the loving things
That you say and do.
Thanks for being my best friend,
Thanks for being you.
Thanks for being so thoughtful,
And showing that you care.
Thanks for being faithful
(As far as I’m aware).
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Sometimes I lose my wallet,
Sometimes I lose my head,
One time I lost my car keys,
And had to walk instead.
Sometimes I lose the remote control,
I lose my temper too,
But there’s one thing I’ll never lose
And that’s my love for you.
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Sentimental Anniversary Poems for a husband or wife
I am so glad we chose each other
Out of all the rest.
I have always known that we
Would love each other best.
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We’ve shared so much together
I can say without a doubt,
My feelings for you are stronger now
Than when we were going out.
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Funny Wedding Anniversary Poems for a couple
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I’ve always hated couples,
Always, that is, until,
I met the pair of you, you almost
Never make me ill.
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Your first anniversary!
Let’s give a mighty cheer,
Because it’s quite unlikely
I’ll remember it next year.
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You are a sweet and lovely pair,
It’s beautiful – the love you share.
Sorry if this poem’s sappy,
I’m just glad you’re both so happy.
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Sentimental Wedding Anniversary Poems for a couple
It’s clear that you were destined
To be husband and wife.
And now it’s clear that you both have
A best friend for life.
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I hope today that you look back
With happiness and pride
At the many cherished years
That you’ve spent side by side
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You are our favourite couple
We think you’re really great.
Congratulations to you both,
Go out and celebrate.
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Traditionally, the first anniversary is paper, and the second is cotton, and so on, up to the 60th anniversary, which is diamond. There are also modern equivalents. If you want to know more about this, click here.
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